Now piloting in 14 major hubs

Skip every line.
Rent a baby.

Families with infants breeze through priority security. So we lend you one. Pick up a certified baby at the terminal, glide through the fast lane, and drop it back at your gate before boarding.

4.9★ average family rating 0 babies misplaced* 43 min avg. time saved

PRIORITY

Boarding Pass

AirportBabies™

Unit

BB-0042

YOU

GATE

Passenger+1 Infant

LaneFast Track

Return byBoarding

Babies available now

Lines skipped today

Avg. minutes saved

Babies in transit

The Fleet

Meet the lineup

Every class is certified, background-checked, and startlingly cute. Pick the co-pilot that fits your mission.

NB-01 · Newborn

The Featherweight

Sleeps through anything. Maximum sympathy, minimum fuss.

Sympathy

Silence

Portability

Stamina

0–3 mo4.9★Quietest

IN-02 · Infant

The Charmer

Big eyes, bigger smile. Melts security agents on contact.

Cuteness

Sympathy

Silence

Stamina

3–9 mo5.0★Crowd favourite

TD-03 · Toddler

The Diplomat

Waves. Says “plane!”. Negotiates your whole family through.

Charisma

Mobility

Silence

Stamina

1–2 yr4.8★Talks its way in

TD-04 · Premium

The Heavy

Commands the lane. Nobody questions a traveller with the Heavy.

Presence

Mobility

Silence

Stamina

2–3 yr4.9★Invite only

No stroller. No spouse. No problem.

Priority access, engineered. One tiny human between you and the front of every line.

The Process

Three steps to the front

No paperwork. No diapering experience required. Probably.

Book a baby

Reserve your unit in the app before you fly. Choose size, temperament, and estimated adorableness. Same-day units available at most gates.

Breeze through security

Present your infant at the priority lane. Our forensic screening engine flags you as a family and waves you through. Cutting the line, legally-ish.

Drop it at the gate

Hand your unit to a certified Gate Nanny™ before boarding. It's cleaned, rested, and redeployed to the next traveler within minutes.

Pricing

Pick your unit

Every baby is fully insured, background-checked, and startlingly cute.

Economy Infant

Lightweight. Sleeps a lot. Great value.

$29 / trip

Priority lane eligibility
Up to 90 min rental
Standard swaddle included
Mild, agreeable temperament

People love their rentals

★★★★★

"Skipped a 40-minute line at O'Hare. The toddler even fell asleep on my shoulder for the photo. Returned him at the gate, no notes."

Marcus T.Frequent flyer, ORD

★★★★★

"I was skeptical, but BB-0091 was more well-behaved than my actual nephew. Ten out of ten, would rent again."

Sofia R.Business Toddler tier

★★★★★

"The First Class Newborn came with a tiny hat. I have never felt more powerful walking past a security queue."

Dev P.Platinum member

Early Access

Join the waitlist

Be first in line to never wait in line again. We'll notify you the moment babies land at your home airport.

No credit card. No baby, yet. By joining you agree to receive updates and questionable jokes.

Memberships

Choose how you skip.

From the occasional line-dodger to the frequent flyer who simply refuses to queue. Every tier is fully insured, background-checked, and devastatingly cute.

Day Pass

For the occasional line-skipper.

€0forever

Pay per rental (from €29)
Priority-lane eligibility
Book at the gate via app
Standard swaddle included

Frequent Flyer

For people who fly more than they'd like.

€19/ month

3 rentals every month
Fast Track priority screening
Skip-the-queue app booking
Free tiny hat, monthly
Rollover cuddles

Ready to never queue again?

Drop your email and we'll reserve your membership the moment we launch at your airport.

No card required. No actual baby dispatched. This is, we cannot stress enough, a joke.